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joke to the max...(lol)

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joke to the max...(lol)

Post by cutiewizard1020 on Wed May 06, 2009 11:49 pm

Alcohol solves no problems, neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan. Ang gatas? Meron bang nanglibre ng gatas at sabi, tara dede tayo!?

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Man2: I'll go with my book. I want to have more knowledge.

Man3: Give me a pack of cigarettes, I'll die without it in my life. One year later, they came back. Man1 came out with a child, the second came and spoke words nonstop. The last man came out very angry. Tangna! Lighter nga pala! Sad noh?!

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Re: joke to the max...(lol)

Post by purple_shadow on Mon May 18, 2009 9:27 pm

hahahaha!!!

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