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Dyok lng...part 3

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Dyok lng...part 3

Post by purple_shadow on Wed May 20, 2009 12:23 pm

Joke #1

Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?

Katulong: Sabi po in dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig

Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na…

Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang o… Pero bakit naman butligs pa…..

Joke #2


Doc: Ano trabaho MO hija?

Girl: Substitute Po

Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?

Girl: Hindi Po, mama ko Po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako o yung substitute….

Joke #3

Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong. Fruits for dessert and lots of juice….

Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?

Joke #4


Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante…

Guro: Ano ‘to?

Estudyante: Prayer ko Po , ma’am!

Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?!!!

Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!

Joke #5


Kulas: Miss, isa ngang siopao… ‘yung babae

Waitress: Babaeng siopao?

Kulas: Oo. ‘Yung may papel na sapin. Kumbaga, napkin.

Waitress: Ahh, ganun po ba? Lalaki po ang nandito

Kulas: Lalaki?

Waitress: Kasi po, may itlog sa loob.(o, loko!)

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by ara on Wed May 20, 2009 2:07 pm

Very Happy Very Happy

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by purple_shadow on Wed May 20, 2009 4:01 pm

lol! lol! lol!

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by AseL on Thu May 21, 2009 11:12 am

confused

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by purple_shadow on Fri May 22, 2009 4:44 pm

lol!

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by bullz on Sun May 24, 2009 9:26 am

lol!

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by purple_shadow on Sun May 24, 2009 8:23 pm

cheers

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by ara on Mon May 25, 2009 6:50 am


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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by cielo on Tue May 26, 2009 11:08 am

lol! butlig

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by mhycute on Tue May 26, 2009 12:10 pm

affraid affraid affraid siopao affraid affraid affraid

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Re: Dyok lng...part 3

Post by bullz on Tue May 26, 2009 4:03 pm

lol!

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