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Post by sexijeni on Wed May 27, 2009 10:49 pm

Hey guys joke time muna tayo!

Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it?s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."



ISA PA HA ....


a burgler sees this great beautiful house, and he decides to sneak in and burglarise it.....he opens a window and lurks inside in the pitch dark....while hes walking he hears a faint sound...!!!Jeesssuuss is watching!!!

He walks again and 1 minute later he hears it again !!!Jeesus is watching!!!, he looks around and doesnt see anything...so he lurks some more.
The third time he hears the voice again....

!!!Jesus Is Watching!!!

The burgler gets scared and decides to turn on the lights......

!!!Jesssus is watching!!! the burgler to hes astonishedment see's a big parrot saying !!!Jeeesssus is watching!!!..so he walks up to the parrot and tells him.....what did you say??

The Parrot Tells him....!!!!!Jeeeessus is Watching!!!!
The Burgler tells Him....Whats your name Parrot?
The Parrot says....MOSES
Burgler Replies....!!!MOSES!!!...What kind of a dumb guy named you MOSES!!!!
Parrot Says...Same dumb guy that named that PitBull behind you Jesus!!!!




Eto last na..mas masaya.. hehehe



There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you haveunder the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain The police asked him what happened.

He replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, & guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here."

The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her, " What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"


nyahahaha!
lol! lol! lol!

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Post by cielo on Thu May 28, 2009 11:07 am

kulit lol!

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Post by purple_shadow on Thu May 28, 2009 5:37 pm

lol! lol!

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Post by AseL on Thu May 28, 2009 10:11 pm

lol!

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