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Post by cutiewizard1020 on Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:28 am

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for
seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
called to tell me that you quit your job today and
that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that
I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal
and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you
love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
connects us as husband and wife.

Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P..S.. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are
movin g away to West Virginia together! Have a great
life!

@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@

Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It's true that you and I have been married
for seven years, although a good man is a far cry
from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, but
the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just
like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say
anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49..99 price tag was still on them, and
I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P...S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

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Re: divorce letter

Post by ara on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:28 am

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Re: divorce letter

Post by jomar on Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:21 am

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Re: divorce letter

Post by purple_shadow on Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:53 pm

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Re: divorce letter

Post by jomar on Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:01 pm

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Re: divorce letter

Post by waki on Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:29 pm

cutiewizard1020 wrote: Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for
seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
called to tell me that you quit your job today and
that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that
I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal
and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you
love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
connects us as husband and wife.

Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P..S.. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are
movin g away to West Virginia together! Have a great
life!

@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@

Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It's true that you and I have been married
for seven years, although a good man is a far cry
from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, but
the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just
like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say
anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49..99 price tag was still on them, and
I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P...S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
hahaha :gulong: :gulong: :gulong: :tawa1: :tawa1: :tawa1:

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Re: divorce letter

Post by jomar on Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:59 am

waki wrote:
cutiewizard1020 wrote: Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for
seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
called to tell me that you quit your job today and
that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that
I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal
and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you
love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
connects us as husband and wife.

Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P..S.. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are
movin g away to West Virginia together! Have a great
life!

@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@

Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It's true that you and I have been married
for seven years, although a good man is a far cry
from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, but
the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just
like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say
anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49..99 price tag was still on them, and
I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P...S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
hahaha :gulong: :gulong: :gulong: :tawa1: :tawa1: :tawa1:


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Post by icebox2009 on Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:16 am

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Re: divorce letter

Post by momof1 on Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:16 pm

luck of communication - that's the reason.... :gulong: :tawa2: :tawa1: :tawa1:

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